I’m in the Sword. The Pattern walk didn’t go so well. Is anyone in here? Can anyone hear me?
The Idiots actually killed me. They got me with a spear. That hurt. Then the Whore-y girl grew tentacles out of her. Probably some venereal disease. Then the mean one got me with poison. Then I was hit by that damnable sword.
I made it to the Pattern. Damn.
<noises>
Wait, is that someone? Hello?
<noises>
What’s that? Hi? Oh! Oh God! Aaah! This is horrible! Aaaaa…..
<noises>
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So I really did quite enjoy, the updates to the portal, but excuse me!!!! Whiney-who_ey is just so not true, maybe I whine, but sum total of partners (anyone knows of) is one!! That may make me a lot of things, but not a who_e, and for the record I did not charge for the one time it did happen!! I hope Wind-Ham is happily playing catcher for all all Ogre men’s league and can never sit comfortably again!!!