I’m in the Sword. The Pattern walk didn’t go so well. Is anyone in here? Can anyone hear me?
The Idiots actually killed me. They got me with a spear. That hurt. Then the Whore-y girl grew tentacles out of her. Probably some venereal disease. Then the mean one got me with poison. Then I was hit by that damnable sword.
I made it to the Pattern. Damn.
Wait, is that someone? Hello?
What’s that? Hi? Oh! Oh God! Aaah! This is horrible! Aaaaa…..