Dreaming in the Real

Fuck.

I’m in the Sword. The Pattern walk didn’t go so well. Is anyone in here? Can anyone hear me?

The Idiots actually killed me. They got me with a spear. That hurt. Then the Whore-y girl grew tentacles out of her. Probably some venereal disease. Then the mean one got me with poison. Then I was hit by that damnable sword.

I made it to the Pattern. Damn.

<noises>

Wait, is that someone? Hello?

<noises>

What’s that? Hi? Oh! Oh God! Aaah! This is horrible! Aaaaa…..

<noises>

Comments

So I really did quite enjoy, the updates to the portal, but excuse me!!!! Whiney-who_ey is just so not true, maybe I whine, but sum total of partners (anyone knows of) is one!! That may make me a lot of things, but not a who_e, and for the record I did not charge for the one time it did happen!! I hope Wind-Ham is happily playing catcher for all all Ogre men’s league and can never sit comfortably again!!!

Fuck.
zalkabol

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